Girls suck, all y’all suck. Feelings suck, thoughts suck thinking about people suck. I wish I could subtract the everything. I am better off alone.


White privilege is being able to shoot up a movie theater and leave alive in the back of a cop car. It’s driving around in the BMW daddy bought you killing because you felt you were entitled to women’s bodies & afterwards the media painting you as not a criminal but rather a poor sad situation of a person suffering from mental health issues.

But if you are a PoC you’re one trip to the corner store and a warning shot to the back of the head away from being a hash tag on tumblr.

Life Hack #842049

Instead of having a crush on a living human, punch yourself right in the fucking face for the same effect

(Source: arekelly)



I want to make someone happy.

(Source: juztgurlythingz)


No but I want Peter to use his claw/neck/memories skillz for really stupid mundane shit.

Like. He and Derek are grocery shopping and Peter’s like “Oh damn, I can’t remember what type of spaghetti sauce to get, Derek, do you remember?” “Uh,  yeah, I think it was—SHIT PETER, NO, YOU DON’T NEED TO——” “=snkt=”



Maybe you’re mistaken for someone who cares.

when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt


(Source: humorbaby)